Lulu LaFortuna

Lulu LaFortuna My name is Louise Eveline Selima LaFortuna, and I go by Lulu but most people call me "kitty," or occasionally, "BAD KITTY!" I have two humans named Mommy and Daddy, and a prey-mate called The Great Lizard.

RIP, Mousy and Mousy 2.

01/16/2014

Mommy human and I went to the Vet today! Dr. Shropshire petted me for a while and stuck something in my arm, but it didn't really hurt. I met another cat there, but he was totally grumpy and hissed at me when all I did was smell his nose. Jerk.

12/26/2013

If Sandy Claws insists I wear this ridiculous sweater in order to get presents, I want no part in this holiday. Wait... are those RIBBONS?

11/29/2013

For the first time I have tasted Turkey. It was the most delicious thing I've ever had! What is this magical beast?

10/14/2013

Today is Columbus day! Columbus was a cat who moved into someone else's dwelling and decided all their stuff was his. I don't understand how this is special... don't all cats do that?

10/04/2013

For the second time in my life, I am experiencing this thing called "cold." I've heard the words "winter" and "government shutdown" thrown around a lot over the last few days, and I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence. If you have body heat or a warm laptop for me to sleep on, please come over.

Today Aunty Dory Human is saying goodbye to her noble fish, Hrothgar, who taught me that fish are not always food.  Good...
08/08/2013

Today Aunty Dory Human is saying goodbye to her noble fish, Hrothgar, who taught me that fish are not always food. Goodbye, Hrothgar, may you perish with sword in hand!

I'd like to introduce the newest member of my pride, Cecily!  She lives with my Aunty Dory Human and is now enjoying the...
07/25/2013

I'd like to introduce the newest member of my pride, Cecily! She lives with my Aunty Dory Human and is now enjoying the cushy life she deserves after a hard kittenhood on the streets!

06/01/2013

Why do they put Foods (flying kind) on the other side of the window screen if they don't want me to claw at it? Sometimes my humans and their silly tests really get on my nerves.

I used to eat only cereal, but then the Vet (mysterious human overlord whom I suspect is actually a cat in disguise) ord...
04/18/2013
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I used to eat only cereal, but then the Vet (mysterious human overlord whom I suspect is actually a cat in disguise) ordered my humans to kill the magical beast they call a "wet food" for me daily. To bland, dry, cat cereal, I say, UNACCEPTABLE!

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02/22/2013

I'm starting to kind of like this "vet" thing. Dr. Shropshire told my humans that they need to kill a Wet Food for me everyday, to help improve my "digestive system," whatever that is. I don't know what kind of animal a Wet Food is, but it's the most delicious thing I've ever tasted!

02/19/2013

Mommy human said we're going on an adventure today, to someplace called the vet, to get a shot? What is that? Some kind of prey?

02/11/2013

So, my humans killed a Wet Food for me today, because it's my birthday? I don't know what a birthday is, but I'll take it!

01/14/2013

The flying foods (bird kind) are back! They have returned to their nest in the upper right-paw corner of my living room window. It's a crisp -12 F out there, which is fortunate, as I do prefer my snacks refrigerated.

12/24/2012
A Big Cat Christmas!

My humans are under the false impression that Christmas trees are not for eating. I offer proof that this is not correct in the video below. Also, what's the point of putting toys all over it if I'm not supposed to play with them? It's been seven years and I still don't understand this ritual. And to top it off, apparently I'm NOT supposed to drink the milk that is left out tonight for the fat kitty that comes down the chimney. We'll see about THAT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecoixu_OLBg

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09/07/2012

Grandma Human came over the other day and brought me a new mousy! It had catnip in it! Mommy human never gives me catnip.... I want to live with Grandma.

Lulu LaFortuna's cover photo
09/07/2012

Lulu LaFortuna's cover photo

My heros
09/07/2012

My heros

08/17/2012

Nothing like stretching out in a sunbeam with a belly full of noms.

Heh, a Blanket Monster toy... what will they come up with next?  I still prefer the real ones.
08/16/2012
2Gen Undercover Mouse

Heh, a Blanket Monster toy... what will they come up with next? I still prefer the real ones.

Just as the name implies, Undercover Mouse moves quickly; randomly speeding, slowing and reversing direction under its durable nylon cover - the hidden mouse skitters furtively just out of your cat's

Lulu LaFortuna's cover photo
08/15/2012

Lulu LaFortuna's cover photo

My Photos
08/15/2012

My Photos

08/15/2012

Today, to celebrate my Aunty Dory Human's birthday, I will eat some of the Wet Food she killed for me! I'm not sure what kind of animal a Wet Food is, but it's pretty much the best thing I've ever tasted!

07/26/2012

Aunty Dory and my grandhuman came over yesterday and brought me a paper bag! I love paper, and bags! It will be difficult to top this offering, but they'd better try anyway.

Pretty much, except they forgot about the one for waking the humans up to play mousy in the early hours of the morning.
07/13/2012
Surviving the World - Lesson 1440 - "Meow"

Pretty much, except they forgot about the one for waking the humans up to play mousy in the early hours of the morning.

Surviving the World is a webcomic offering daily lessons in science, literature, love and life. By Dante Shepherd (c) 2008-2012.

07/05/2012

Mommy Human says that when I snore I sound like a pigeon. What's a pigeon?

06/14/2012

The humans decided to apply false claws on my paws while I was sleeping. I AM NOT AMUSED.

Lulu LaFortuna's cover photo
06/07/2012

Lulu LaFortuna's cover photo

05/26/2012

In other news, some tasty snacks (flying kind) have recently hatched in the nest above my living room window! They sure make a lot of noise!

Untitled Album
05/26/2012

Untitled Album

05/26/2012

Family is for scratching the places you can't scratch yourself.

05/05/2012

Happy Cinco de Meow, the day that we celebrate the time some Mexican kitties beat up some French ones because they were trying to steal their mousies. Or maybe they were French goggies? That would make more sense.

04/23/2012

One of the Foods (flying kind) came into my house today and perched on my living room lamp! I stood below the lamp and beckoned it to come down. I even tried to use the food's own language, but it didn't appear to understand. I decided it was too young, so I let it escape. I'll let it fatten up a bit before I eat it.

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344 N 15th Ave
Pocatello, ID
83201

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