05/06/2026
BREAKING: “They start shooting them right between the eyes!” Trump rants and raves about protestor massacre conspiracy theories to a group of CHILDREN in deranged Oval Office meltdown!
The president of the United States hosted a group of children today at the White House for a ridiculous event in which he signed an order to restore the Presidential Fitness Test and inevitably began using it as a soap box to vent all his conspiracy theories, grudges, and racist propaganda.
He started with complaining about President Obama, asking them if they’d ever heard of “Huessin Obama.”
“Hussein Obama. Have you heard of him? We had the Obama administration, which phased out this wonderful tradition of physical fitness. Thank you, Barack. Very much. Great job,” whined the President.
He did his usual bit where he complained about the Nobel Peace prize, telling the kids that “I called all my people, and I said, we just said every record in the book, the economy is going great. I ended eight wars. Nobody else ever ended a war. And the person that won the Nobel Prize, Maria, she's a good person. She said, I don't deserve this. This deserves to President Trump. There's never been a man that deserves a Nobel. He ended eight wars, including India, Pakistan.”
But the worst part was when he began ranting about Iran’s alleged massacres of protestors in deeply graphic and inappropriate fashion:
“People say, why aren't they protesting? They want to protest, but they don't have any guns. So you can have 200,000 people protesting and have five or six sick people with guns. And when they start shooting them right between the eyes and you see a guy fall and another one fall and you have no guns, very few people would be able to stand there and do it. I mean, I understand. I tell them not to. Don't forget, they killed 42,000 people last month, 42,000 unarmed.
“They had no guns. So they had a 250,000 people crowd and they had snipers. had like four or five snipers in buildings up high. And you're standing there and all of a sudden the guy in your left goes down and somebody... That's what happened with the woman protest. They had 200,000 women protesting a year ago and everyone thought that was the end of Iran. And then all of a sudden a woman dropped dead with a bullet right there.”
It is unclear what the hell he is talking about, but the accusations that Iran killed 42,000 protestors is beyond ridiculous. There is no evidence that anywhere near that number of people died, and most of the casualty figures that we DO have come from US-based human rights groups that are often cutouts for right-wing billionaires.
This is Trumpism in a nutshell. Desensitizing children to heinous violence, ranting and raving and telling outrageous lies for political gain, forcing these poor kids to stare into the abyss of Trump’s dementia and narcissism – any one of the things he said to them today would be a week-long scandal under any other president.
25th Amendment now!
