Fort Kittikat

Fort Kittikat Fort Kittikat, located in a secret bunker someplace in Virginia is an historic and significant structure. Fort Kittikat is a significant and historic place.

Over the years it has been used as a computer storage depot and a strategic fortification for the Kzinti. It is now currently under the leadership of Commander Banzai Kitty with Lt. as his assistant. The structure is comprised of the remnants of Ft. Kzinti, a durable structure of a unique corrugated material. It features a sky roof, windows and a gunsight. Lt. has undertaken some

structural remodelling projects that have included enlarging the windows and skylight for better visibility.

We at Fort Kittikat are saddened to report that our Garrison Commander, Banzai Kitty has passed away after battling canc...
03/15/2019

We at Fort Kittikat are saddened to report that our Garrison Commander, Banzai Kitty has passed away after battling cancer. He was 8 years old. He will be missed by the other members of the Garrison: Lt. Lovebug, Pvt. Poofytail, Sgt. Stink and Cpl. Chubbs.

Lt. Lovebug is in provisional command until further notice😔.

We are sad to report that Ft. Kitticat is falling into a state of disrepair.We will be setting up a GoFundMe page soon t...
08/21/2018

We are sad to report that Ft. Kitticat is falling into a state of disrepair.

We will be setting up a GoFundMe page soon to help with the cost of renovations and restoration.

We are counting on your support to keep this historic structure from completely disappearing from the landscape.

Banzai reviewing the situation from the security of the Fort.
09/13/2017

Banzai reviewing the situation from the security of the Fort.

Garrison Commander Banzai ensures the Fort is secure.
05/20/2016

Garrison Commander Banzai ensures the Fort is secure.

Private Poofytail is on guard at Fort Kittikat
05/20/2016

Private Poofytail is on guard at Fort Kittikat

Lt. on watch command at Fort Kittikat
05/20/2016

Lt. on watch command at Fort Kittikat

Practicing manoeuvers...
05/20/2016

Practicing manoeuvers...

04/05/2016

Commander Banzai has returned to duty after he was trapped while doing reconnaissance work at a neighboring fortification. He went without food or water for 48 hours before being rescued. He has been evaluated and it is determined that he suffered no lasting effects from his imprisonment. Effective 2300 hrs, the Commander is back on duty.

We are sad to report that Garrison Commander Banzai Kitty is MIA. He was last seen near the front gate when apparently t...
04/01/2016

We are sad to report that Garrison Commander Banzai Kitty is MIA. He was last seen near the front gate when apparently there was a malfunction that allowed the gate to swing open. Commander Banzai apparently went out to investigate, but did not follow protocol, leaving without the safety harness and tether or notifying anyone of his intentions. He has been MIA for over 24 hours. Sadly, this is not an April Fools joke as Cmdr. Banzai did not take his heart medications and could be in grave danger.

03/31/2016

Garrison Update. Commander Banzai Kitty reporting.

I have noticed some recent modifications to the structure of Ft. Kittikat. Because of the historical status of the fortress I am concerned that we may have problems with the National Historic Registry. Lt. Lovebug has been very vague when asked if she filed appropriate paperwork prior to renovations. In her youthful enthusiasm she must sometimes be reminded to follow protocol instead of acting impulsively.

Garrison commander Banzai Kitty patrols the grounds around Fort Kittikat.
03/15/2016

Garrison commander Banzai Kitty patrols the grounds around Fort Kittikat.

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Rural Retreat, VA

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