Edward Lewis Hall

02/01/2018

Remember when I was young? Just a doe-eyed and naive pup looking for scraps and the occasional butt scratch?

06/18/2016

So my parents leave me and send me this text of the Guinness they're drinking in the Dublin Airport....can you say .so who is going to take me on a walk in a few? I have some bushes to p*e on and I don't mean the flora.

06/02/2016

This morning I played a trick on my dad and I p**ped twice on one walk when I knew he only had one of those little blue baggies he's always stealing my s**t with. "Now who's the dummy dog?"

05/06/2015

just found some amazing treats on the floor of the office kitchen and my owner called me the original "roomba".....I don't know what that means, but I think he thinks I'm too fat.

10/10/2012

I'm obsessed with this new deer antler chew toy!

09/25/2009

A new episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is on tonight! I'm so excited. I don't want to be tardy for the party! Gotta watch. Woof!

09/22/2009

In the spirit of asking for forgiveness. I want to apologize to Mrs. Yoshida for p*eing on her tree everyday. I hope you can forgive me.

09/22/2009

Top Dog bonuses and Payoffs! I'm all for being compensated for hard work (after all, I think some of the SPCA people who picked up my p**p for 3 weeks should have been paid a little more) but aren't some of these bonuses and salaries just outrageous? A billion dollars!? When is enough gonna be enough? Really, you can only eat so many milk bones. Wouldn't it be nice to share some of that bacon with some of us underdogs....woof!
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09/19/2009

This is my favorite blog. It's not updated as often as I would like. But it's great. Come on gaysha punim! Put up some new posts soon.

I have the soul of a 70 year-old Jewish woman, and sometimes the body to match. Some insight into love, life, my love-life, and the struggle to survive in Hollywood.

09/19/2009

It's been a roller coaster going through this conversion process. It's hard to tear through the fabric of a six-thousand year old tradition. Well I'm going reflect on the past year and start thinking about everyone I need to apologize to. I'm almost thinking I should make hamentaschens for the owners of Bacco for poisoning their plants.

09/19/2009

We went to services this morning at Sha'ar Zahav. So far this is my second favorite community in San Francisco. The Dog Park up the hill is the best. Being a black Jew, with a hairy back I was expecting to have to explain my sephardic lineage to the rest of the congregation. But that hasn't been the case.