Savannah Sheriff’s Office

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which does not exist. It’s satire. Dont arrest me.
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This weather can lick our sweaty c***e 🥵 😡 👅
08/17/2026

This weather can lick our sweaty c***e 🥵 😡 👅

08/13/2026

***Public Service Announcement ***
We are not this guy:

We keep TELLIN’ y’all fools y’all don’t want this smoke 💅 💨
08/09/2026

We keep TELLIN’ y’all fools y’all don’t want this smoke 💅 💨

08/08/2026

Heavy rain in the forecast today. Be sure to turn your hazard lights on so everyone knows you’re a fu***ng idiot.

Them: why don’t you find a nice girl and settle down?Us: ‘Cause I’m a __________
08/07/2026

Them: why don’t you find a nice girl and settle down?
Us: ‘Cause I’m a __________

Thug Ho was booked into the Chatham County Jail: https://thegeorgiagazette.com/chatham/thug-ho-2/

They are presumed innocent until determined guilty by a court of law.

08/05/2026

Firefighters f**k with their socks on.

K9 Bark Wahlberg got his official agency service portraits done this weekend. Tell your bi***es he said “sup.”
08/03/2026

K9 Bark Wahlberg got his official agency service portraits done this weekend. Tell your bi***es he said “sup.”

07/27/2026

***Public Service Announcement ***
We are aware that Bojangles is a front for the sale of illicit drugs, but we look the other way because their biscuits are so motherfu***ng delicious. K9 Bark Wahlberg loves them 😋

07/25/2026

Ass > t**s, for the record.

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