The Traveling Tux

02/05/2016

Dreaming of alterations and Friday night. With the right platform, owner, and shots of courage, I know I can make it happen.

02/02/2016

By the way, although I have historically been affiliated with the Republican party, and I DO think I could help Chris Christy, I am open to new alliances in order to help our citizens. So be on the lookout for a party where I can make a difference, especially in women's lives. I can really shake it down at the right venue. On the road again...

02/02/2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A2IXsB7C0Q

Oh Mommy, I may have found my new home on the island of Chris Christy! Think we would be a good match and I could stand to travel to the Garden State! Think I would look good on his moves.

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01/29/2016

I am just reaching out to y'all to say that my former life with my rotund keeper who never intended to treat me right was so abusive. I need a man who understands the value I bring to their lives; one who appreciates how I elevate their stature and just loves me for who I am. I am so tired of the abuse and abandonment!

01/28/2016

https://www.facebook.com/hibtone/posts/10153763919395199
So before my bombastic body fled it was gambling in Cherokee and after spending most of its pork barrel Republican velvet at the casino and on the local squaws, I fell in the Ocanaluftee River and was trampled by Elk! But I swear I still have game ! Put me in coach!!

Elk walking down the Oconaluftee River in Cherokee during this week’s snow! www.MountainLoversNC.com -Photo by Aleisha Kirkland

01/25/2016

http://www.lifewithcats.tv/2012/09/16/tuxedo-stan-runs-for-mayor-of-halifax-to-raise-awareness-on-cat-issues/

Hey y'all check this out. I know I may be an empty Tux right now, however it won't be long until I am back on my own campaign trail with your help and support--I swear I am giving up girls, gambling, and pork-barrel kickbacks now that I am homeless. My Brother-in-Tux Stan is doing it. So can I. But I think Senator or Governor may be better--I think I have pi**ed off too many mayors. Susie Reeves Eva Manikin Inthe Groover David M. Deaver David GignilliatJames Kwiecinski

Tuxedo Stan's slogan: Because Neglect Isn't Working. The mayoral campaign has engaged the community and has drawn attention to a serious issue in a lighthearted way. Read more

01/24/2016

Hmm…maybe I’ll head on over to Birmingham… Could that be ”Right back where I belong”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEw1NuHKq2w

Tuxedo Junction lyrics...

Feelin' low
Rockin' slow
I want to go
Right back where I belong

Way down south in Birmingham
I mean south in Alabam'
There's an old place where people go
To dance the night away

They all drive or walk for miles
To get jive that southern style
It's an old jive that makes you want
To dance till break of day

It's a junction where the town folks meet
At each function in a tux they greet you

Come on down, forget your care
Come on down, you'll find me there
So long town, I'm heading for
Tuxedo Junction now

Feelin' low
Rockin' slow
I want to go
Right back where I belong

Way down south in Birmingham
I mean south in Alabam'
There's an old place where people go
To dance the night away

They all drive or walk for miles
To get jive that southern style
It's an old jive that makes you want
To dance till break of day

It's a junction where the town folks meet
At each function in a tux they greet you

Come on down, forget your care
Come on down, you'll find me there
So long town, I'm heading for
Tuxedo Junction now

Tuxedo Junction now
Songwriters: BUDDY FEYNE, ERSKINE HAWKINS, JULIAN DASH, WILLIAM JOHNSON
© Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

Would be nice to hear this in Fallout NV. Lyrics: Feelin' low Rockin' slow I want to go Right back where I belong Way down south in Birmingham I mean south i...

01/24/2016

I understand that there is a who may need a tux quickly. If a reunion can’t be arranged soon, perhaps this Tuxedo T-Shirt from Amazon could serve as a stand-in. And the really great news is that it’s available in sizes up to 5XL!!! (Just remember to specify Next-Day Delivery.)

01/24/2016

Maybe I belong to Bernie Sanders...... Or maybe Hillary is considering a s*x change. Hmmm I might look good on Hilary.

Authenticity.

01/24/2016

Maybe I should be listening to Glenn Miller today...... Where, oh where is my short, fat political party.

Tuxedo Junction - Glenn Miller

01/24/2016

Ok, if you see this guy, tell him I am NOT at the dry cleaners, but wandering alone and lonely -- looking for my forever home!

01/24/2016

Freshly cleaned and left behind after a glorious night on the town in Savannah. A languid roll in the hay was followed by after-Church bloodies and supper on Sunday. I remember shopping on Broughton And then " p**f". My body was never seen again. Please help me find my way home.