Scribner Police Department

05/01/2026

No clicky click or scanny scan.
It’s. Not. Real.

04/29/2026

Smokey Bear helps prevent fires.
McGruff helps prevent crime.
YOU can help prevent wipeouts and clogged drains!

Blow your grass back where it belongs. It’s safer and it’s the law.

04/05/2026

Not real.
Do NOT scan the QR code.

04/03/2026

There were signs...

The lines actually said APRIL FOOLS if you zoomed in super dooper close.

Annnnnd No. 620104-67.86 was code for 04-01-26 and 67 because it's all the rage these days with young whipper snappers and 86 because 1986 was a great year! Oh, and there is no such thing here as a "Civic Code".

In other news, let me know who wants to sell their golf cart😂

Oh and the individual who runs this handy dandy page, not canned, sorry.
I've never actually written my own firing before. Quite invigorating. And for those of you who were celebrating my demise **cough cough police chief** ...your enthusiasm has been documented.

And yes, I know, the missing “B” was better. Expectations were high. I regret nothing.

Also, the city council members who were contacted at 7:30 in the morning after this posted, they would like to extend their sincerest thanks.

City of Bartlett if anyone asks, we’re saying you started it.

04/01/2026

03/26/2026

These texts are not real.
Do not click on it, do not respond to it.