04/03/2026
There were signs...
The lines actually said APRIL FOOLS if you zoomed in super dooper close.
Annnnnd No. 620104-67.86 was code for 04-01-26 and 67 because it's all the rage these days with young whipper snappers and 86 because 1986 was a great year! Oh, and there is no such thing here as a "Civic Code".
In other news, let me know who wants to sell their golf cart😂
Oh and the individual who runs this handy dandy page, not canned, sorry.
I've never actually written my own firing before. Quite invigorating. And for those of you who were celebrating my demise **cough cough police chief** ...your enthusiasm has been documented.
And yes, I know, the missing “B” was better. Expectations were high. I regret nothing.
Also, the city council members who were contacted at 7:30 in the morning after this posted, they would like to extend their sincerest thanks.
City of Bartlett if anyone asks, we’re saying you started it.
