CHAZ FIRE & EMS

02/05/2026

We wanted to take a second to let everyone know that we’ve had several of our members on the ground in Minneapolis supporting the freedom fighters there.

Elite members of our Tactical Urban Rescue Detachment have been boots on the ground for several weeks providing rapid response where needed.

TURD personnel have provided emotional support during emotion episodes, mental evaluations, and hello kitty bandaids for most injuries.

07/29/2022

Man it’s been two years since CHAZ.

I miss it, I miss the feeling of purpose. I miss looting s**t and like yelling at fascist. I miss being triggered and most importantly crying.

Who’s hiring they/them’s? Also I won’t take a test or any physical test as I’m pansexual, so yeah.

- Chief Chub 

11/19/2021

My mom just woke me up from my nap, said something about people all pi**ed off over some white kid. We uh doing this s**t or nah?

10/25/2021

Good times may be coming! With the removal of about 150 Seattle Fire Fighters due to not being vaccinated, we may have a chance at getting hired!

The city is spending over $100,000 per day (that’s $3 million per month) in overtime to fill the spots! That’s a helluva deal instead of just allowing the members to wear masks that Dept policies already say they “work.” If we get in now, that cash could be in our pockets! I may finally be able to move out of Mom’s basement!

06/19/2021

Our comrades at CHAZ Fire Department are suspending operations.

We have added additional staff to assist if needed. Once we clear the local feminist rally.

Now that the Democrats are officially recognizing Juneteenth, we will be SUSPENDING OPERATIONS until June 29, 2021 so our crews can properly celebrate. If you have an emergency, CHAZ Police Department might have a fire extinguisher or something.

05/19/2021

Greetings comrades. I’m fresh out of Facebook jail. Those dirty fascists reported me for hate speech and bullying some snowflake and have been banned but I’m finally free from my oppressors. 🤜🏻

12/10/2020

Yoooooo CHAZ EMS y’all still like want to come over to my moms house and plan the next resistance? xoxo

11/26/2020

Happy Day that the Whities stole land and brought disease! Remember, the leading cause of homeless tent fires is cooking (or your neighbor buring you out to steal your site). Be careful with your festivities!

10/23/2020

Yoooo CHAZ EMS you guys trying to come over to our place, we just found a s**t ton of repurposed “supplies” 😎

08/24/2020

WE’RE HEADING EAST BOUND AND DOWN