Talladega AnimalControl

08/26/2026

ROYAL DECREE: PRINCE IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR A FOREVER KINGDOM!

Greetings, peasants. I am Prince, His Royal Cuteness, and I am currently seeking a loyal family to serve me for the rest of my life.

I’m about 3½ months old, weigh 21 pounds, and I’m pretty sure I was born to rule. My royal duties will include puppy zoomies, stealing hearts, demanding attention, and making everyone around me laugh.

The royal treasury has sponsored my adoption fee, so you can take home your very own Prince for just $50!

My adoption fee includes:
• Distemper/parvo vaccine
• Rabies vaccine
• Vet exam
• F***l test for parasites
• General dewormer
• Microchip

Ready to swear allegiance to the cutest little ruler around? Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me.

Prince is waiting for his kingdom. Preferably one with snacks.

08/26/2026

STOP SCROLLING… DARLA WOULD LIKE A WORD.

Hi. I’m Darla. I’m 3 years old, 29 pounds, and apparently my legs got the memo that they were supposed to be EXTRA LONG. I’m basically a runway model who accidentally ended up at animal control.

I was surrendered through absolutely NO fault of my own, and I’ll be honest… the whole shelter thing made me a little nervous. I’m not the kind of girl who walks in and immediately assumes everyone is her new best friend. I like to observe. I like to take my time. I like to make sure you’re not secretly weird. Once I decide you’re trustworthy, though, I’m friendly and ready to show you my sweet side.

I get along well with other dogs, and I have excellent kennel manners — I NEVER use the bathroom where I sleep. See? I’m classy AND house-training material.

Now I just need someone willing to give me a little patience while I figure out that I’m safe and loved again. In return, you get a sweet, lean, long-legged girl who is ready to leave the shelter behind and become somebody’s forever dog.

And because Darla deserves a fresh start, her adoption fee is SPONSORED and reduced to just $50!

Her adoption fee includes:
• Spay
• Distemper/parvo vaccine
• Rabies vaccine
• Vet exam
• F***l test for parasites
• General dewormer
• Microchip

If you think Darla might be your girl, please call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet her.

Darla has already lost one home through no fault of her own. Let’s make sure her next one is FOREVER.

08/25/2026

HI, I'M KALLEY, AND I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

I’m Kalley, approximately 10 months old, 43 pounds, and basically a professional at being adorable. I’m sweet, playful, and I get along great with other dogs. Honestly, I’m pretty much the whole package.

I enjoy playing, making friends, looking cute, and casually convincing humans that “yes, you definitely need another dog.” I have no idea why anyone would resist me. Seems unreasonable, honestly.

And now for the REALLY exciting part… my adoption fee has been SPONSORED and reduced to just $50!

That $50 covers:

Spay surgery before I go home
Microchip
Distemper/parvo vaccine
Rabies vaccine
Vet exam
F***l test for parasites
General dewormer

So basically, you get ME plus a whole bunch of responsible grown-up stuff already taken care of. What a bargain.

If you think your life is missing a playful, sweet, 43-pound goofball named Kalley, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me.

Warning: Side effects of meeting me may include smiling uncontrollably, falling in love, and suddenly needing a dog.

08/24/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Lucy Has Officially Decided She Needs a Family! Hi, I'm Lucy, and I'm a 5-month-old, 37-pound professional puppy currently accepting applications for the position of Forever Family, and I'm already spayed and ready to go home with you!! My qualifications include: Friendly with people — because I believe strangers are just friends who haven't given me attention yet. Good with other dogs — because apparently I'm supposed to have "social skills." I'm working on it. Leash walking? Well... let's just say we're still negotiating that contract. I'm learning, but right now the leash and I are in the "getting to know each other" phase. I'm still just a puppy, so I'm ready for someone who will teach me all the important things, take me on adventures, and patiently help me become the best girl I can be. And here's the REALLY exciting part... MY ADOPTION FEE IS SPONSORED AND REDUCED TO JUST $50! That's basically a whole lot of puppy for a whole lot less money! So if you're looking for a 37-pound bundle of puppy personality who is friendly, adorable, and still figuring out this whole "walking in a straight line while attached to a leash" business... I'M YOUR GIRL. Call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment to meet me! P.S. I'm told I'll eventually master leash walking. Personally, I think the leash needs to work on following me.

08/21/2026

Confirmed rabies positive raccoon in Talladega near Shocco Springs. Please make sure all your pets are current on their vaccines

08/17/2026

08/13/2026

AZALEA IS ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR HER PERSONAL STAFF!

Hello, humans! My name is Azalea, I’m a 1-year-old girl, and I’m currently looking for a forever home where I can receive the attention I so clearly deserve. I’m friendly, affectionate, and very interested in being involved in whatever you’re doing. After all, why would you do anything without a cat supervising?

I’ve also been informed that my adoption fee has been sponsored and reduced to just $50! That covers my spay, vaccines, f***l test for parasites, general dewormer, and microchip before I go home with you.

Honestly, for $50, you’re getting a cat AND a built-in supervisor. What a bargain.

If you’d like to meet me and discuss your qualifications for the position of Azalea’s Human, call 256-362-5856 to schedule an appointment.

I’m ready to go home and start managing your household immediately.