05/14/2026
Thank you.
Happy National Police Week to our law enforcement partners — the brave men and women who willingly respond to chaos after hearing dispatch say things like:
“Caller is screaming…”
“Unknown weapons…”
“Subject possibly naked…”
…and everyone’s favorite:
“Complainant advises they know what the law says.”🚔🎙️
Thank you for answering the radio at all hours of the day and night, surviving on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure adrenaline, and somehow knowing exactly where someone means when they say:
“You know… that dirt road beside the old white house where the old Dollar General USED to be.”
We appreciate you pretending not to be annoyed when dispatch asks:
• “Were you clear?”
• “What’s your 20?”
• “Can you repeat that?”
…immediately after you gave a perfectly clear transmission directly beside a running diesel engine, siren, barking dog, and screaming suspect.
Thank you for the foot chases where we’re trying to keep up on CAD while you’re yelling landmarks that make absolutely no sense:
“Running behind the blue trailer!”
“Crossing a fence!”
“We are passing the big tree!”
Meanwhile dispatch is over here zooming around Google Maps like it’s the Super Bowl.
And let’s not forget your unbelievable ability to clear a call with:
“Everything’s under control.”
Sir… there are six units on scene, a fire truck, EMS, two angry neighbors recording on Facebook Live, and someone’s emotional support goat running loose in traffic. Nothing about this appears under control.
But in all seriousness — thank you for every shift worked, every dangerous call answered, every holiday missed, every person helped, and every time you run toward something everyone else is running away from.
From your 911 family: we give you a hard time because we love you… and because radio recordings are forever. 💙🚔🎧