05/29/2026
Short week Friday post with some bonus entertainment material.
Man, you have to love these condensed short weeks!
In fact, I would like to make a motion for a permanent four-day work week and whatever time-change situation we are currently on.
Can I get a second? đ§
Welp, there was a lot of silliness this week on the interwebs that deserves to be talked about, but we wonât.
Instead, on a much more bittersweet noteâŚ
Now, yâall know all about the Nice Office Ladies and everything they do around here. Well, there is one special Nice Office Lady who is truly the unsung hero of this department.
The Nice Office Lady Boss Lady.
After 45 years of service with Shawnee County Solid Waste, she has decided to opt out of going to work ever again and pursue that retirement option everyone keeps talking about.
Now, we are not going to get all misty-eyed talking about how much she has done for the County.
đOr how many businesses she has helped with their commercial accounts.
đOr how many community events she worked behind the scenes to make sure everything went off without a hitch.
đOr how many times she quietly kept the train on the tracks while the rest of us were busy trying to figure out where the tracks even were.
Nope.
We are not going to do that.
For two reasons.
One, she would not want all that fuss.
She is just a wonderful lady who filled in for another lady who went on maternity leave 45 years ago⌠and apparently that lady never came back. And from that day forward, she simply tried to do the best job she could taking care of the customers, employees, and daily chaos of this department.
And two, we have already lost all the Gen Z folks. They done scrolled on to the next post of someone making fish-lip selfies in front of a park bench.
AnywhozâŚ
On behalf of every customer and every employee, past and present, who has ever been helped, guided, rescued, corrected, redirected, or gently herded by you: Thank you, De!
We are going to miss you more than you know, and we wish you the absolute best in your retirement.
Iâm not crying. Youâre crying.
Whereâs my dang box of tissues?
Ok then. Enough of the sappy stuff.
Tis Friday.
Tis quitting time.
Tis time for yourâŚ
Weekend Safety Brief!
The Standard 3 Dâs:
đDonât drink and drive.
đDonât do stupid.
đDonât even think about starting an internet fight just because you think you are all that and a bag of chips because the internet is very unforgiving, and people have really long memories so when you come crawling back after getting your two days of look-at-me street cred, well, you know what to expect. Just saying...
Special Bonus Topic: Financial Safety
Now look. We get it. Or at least some of us do.
But donât be out there trying to live the H-Town swangas life on 28% interest.
Because one day youâll be swanginâ and banginâ through town, feeling like the mayor of chrome-plated poor financial decisionsâŚ
And the next day, your whip will be hard parked proudly on blocks because the repo man finally got ya.
Rule # 48 - Donât live a champagne lifestyle on a generic beer budget.
And besides, you canât bring H-Town culture to T-Town streets, because one pothole will ruin your wallet super quick.
Ask me how I know⌠đĄđ¤ŹđĄ
Have a great weekend!
Be safe.
Make good choices.
&
Be a marginally good human.
PS-I see you. Keep going
PPS-Some of you never had white-label generic products, and it shows.
PPPS-If the automotive-cultural wheelie bin memes escape you, I promise Iâll do better.
PPPPS - 45 years ago, MTV debuted. And they played music videos! which was pretty cool.
PPPPPS-Love ya, Byeee.