NJ Zombie Response Team

NJ Zombie Response Team New Jersey Zombie Response Team NJ Zombie Response Team is a highly trained group of individuals who specialize in the extermination of zombies in the greater NJ area.

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Operating as usual

It’s happening!
04/01/2020

It’s happening!

Posse up!
03/25/2020

Posse up!

08/05/2019
10/20/2018

What's your favorite Halloween attraction? We just went to Shady Brook Farms in Yardley and had a blast.

Asbury Park Zombie Walk
08/31/2018

Asbury Park Zombie Walk

HEY ZOMBIES! We apologize for the agonizingly long delay over the past few days... but good things come to those who wait! We are in the process of finalizing details with the City for the ELEVENTH ANNUAL ASBURY PARK ZOMBIE WALK which is set to take place on SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6TH! More details to come, in the meantime... let's get ready to shamble!

NJ Zombie Response Team's cover photo
05/14/2018

NJ Zombie Response Team's cover photo

10/09/2017

Hey Zombie Hunters. Any zombie Halloween costumes this year? Post them here!

Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market
04/06/2016
Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market

Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market

The Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market is playing a major role in the Trenton renaissance. Read on to find out more!

Also, get ready for our next big event... the 10-year anniversary of the beloved Art All Night - Trenton!

01/03/2016

We tend to get a little lax in our training during the holidays. What are you doing to keep your zombie hunting skills sharp?

Walking Dead Syndrome Is A Real Thing, Says Science
11/04/2015
Walking Dead Syndrome Is A Real Thing, Says Science

Walking Dead Syndrome Is A Real Thing, Says Science

We know zombies aren't real, but people who suffer from Cotard’s syndrome do. People with this mental illness, also referred to as "Walking Co**se Syndrome," actually believe they're dead.

10/11/2014

The most wonderful month of the year. Walking Dead on Sunday and Halloween is right around the corner. Are your decorations up yet?

06/29/2014

In the event of a zombie outbreak, run to your local Sam's Club. They have sturdy walls, plenty of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a membership!

We respectfully disagree with this articles conclusion that New Jersey would be the worst state to live in when the Zomb...
04/02/2014
These States Are Totally Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse

We respectfully disagree with this articles conclusion that New Jersey would be the worst state to live in when the Zombie Apocalypse hits. Your thoughts?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/28/states-zombie-apocalypse_n_5051541.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl13%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D460098

So, bad news South, Northeast and West Coast: You are totally not surviving the zombie apocalypse. While the best measure of a state's success is highly debatable (employment, economic health, robust public education system, resident happiness, e...

Check out this website.  They are not a sponsor nor am I being paid to endorse this site.  I recently acquired the Zombi...
03/02/2014
Gifts for Men - Best Gear, Gadgets & Gift Ideas | Man Crates

Check out this website. They are not a sponsor nor am I being paid to endorse this site. I recently acquired the Zombie Annihilation Mancrate and thought it was pretty damn cool. Lots of good zombie hunting equipment and great gift ideas.

www.mancrates.com

Awesome gifts for guys packed in wooden crates that you open with the included crowbar. Real gifts for real men.

08/31/2013

Has anyone seen World War Z? Thoughts?

08/30/2013

OK. So it's been al little "dead" here lately but we are drawing closer to our favorite time of the year. Who is already starting to make Halloween plans?

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The General Rules of How to Survive A Zombie Attack 1.Cardio 2.The Double Tap 3.Beware of Bathrooms 4.Wear Seat Belts 5.No Attachments 6.The “Skillet” 7.Travel Light 8.Get a Kick Ass Partner 9.With your Bare Hands 10.Don’t Swing Low 11.Use Your Foot 12.Bounty Paper Towels 13.Shake it Off 14.Always carry a change of underwear 15.Bowling Ball 16.Opportunity Knocks 17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) 18.Limber Up 19.Break it Up 20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint 21.Avoid Strip Clubs 22.When in doubt Know your way out 23.Zipplock 24.Use your thumbs 25.Shoot First 26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody 27.Incoming! 28.Double-Knot your Shoes 29.The Buddy System 30.Pack your stain stick 31.Check the back seat 32.Enjoy the little things 33.Swiss army Knife

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Rolling out!
Greetings from Keansburg!
All ready to roll out!
Looking forward to seeing you at our Z Crawl
Looking forward to seeing you at our Zombie Crawl