The Northeastern states were ranked lowest for survivability because of dense populations and lack of farming potential
New Jersey Zombie Response Team NJ Zombie Response Team is a highly trained group of individuals who specialize in the extermination of zombies in the greater NJ area.
The General Rules of How to Survive A Zombie Attack 1.Cardio 2.The Double Tap 3.Beware of Bathrooms 4.Wear Seat Belts 5.No Attachments 6.The “Skillet” 7.Travel Light 8.Get a Kick Ass Partner 9.With your Bare Hands 10.Don’t Swing Low 11.Use Your Foot 12.Bounty Paper Towels 13.Shake it Off 14.Always carry a change of underwear 15.Bowling Ball 16.Opportunity Knocks 17.Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero) 18.Limber Up 19.Break it Up 20.It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint 21.Avoid Strip Clubs 22.When in doubt Know your way out 23.Zipplock 24.Use your thumbs 25.Shoot First 26.A little sun screen never hurt anybody 27.Incoming! 28.Double-Knot your Shoes 29.The Buddy System 30.Pack your stain stick 31.Check the back seat 32.Enjoy the little things 33.Swiss army Knife
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