Mayor Cheese

Mayor Cheese He loves helping small business owners, satire and helping others, while being fair, brash and honest

05/02/2026

Just updated my resume.

Spirit Airlines
12/10/17 - 05/01/2026
Senior Advisor, Grounds Maintenance

He is Risen! Happy Easter from our family to yours! Enjoy the day!
04/05/2026

He is Risen!

Happy Easter from our family to yours!

Enjoy the day!

03/28/2026

Can anyone confirm the person posting as "So Story Worthy" is Sheila Sunni Battin?

My name is Justin.I make my way in this world by selling my time and my knowledge. I didn’t even realize that’s what I w...
09/28/2025

My name is Justin.

I make my way in this world by selling my time and my knowledge. I didn’t even realize that’s what I was doing when I first started—but over the past 20 years, I’ve poured countless hours, dollars, sweat, and mistakes into getting better at it.

What I really sell is peace of mind.

🛻 A dedicated spot on our weekly schedule so your lawn is handled.

🏡 Landscaping done without the extra stress.

🌱 Core aeration when your yard needs to recover.

🎄 Christmas lights installed so you can actually enjoy the season.

❄️ Commercial snow removal so businesses can keep moving.

Behind it all, I’ve built systems through trial and error to take the hassle off your shoulders. Instant quotes. Easy scheduling. Invoices that make sense. Cards on file so you don’t have to think about it. Financing too, for those who enjoy easy monthly payments.

I’ve built a team I’m proud of. From the office to the field, they perform. I compensate them well so they care MORE - about themselves, their work, your property, and the future of this company.

I am not the cheapest, I am not the flashiest. What you get from me is honesty. Sometimes blunt. Always straight. No nonsense. No bait and switch. My reputation is on the line every day, and that matters to me.

That’s me. That’s my company.

If you want a well-oiled operation that adds value to your life, let’s connect.

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06/09/2025

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Growing up is realizing you have adult money and that it's OK to buy cool stuff once in awhile! It's as tall as Goliath!...
04/30/2025

Growing up is realizing you have adult money and that it's OK to buy cool stuff once in awhile!

It's as tall as Goliath!

Thanks to the Mrs. for spoting it and being a sport!

12/15/2024

I'm at the emergency room.😔 This is definitely not a good way to end what started out to be a good day. I decided to go horseback riding earlier, something I hadn’t done in a really long time. With the threat of snow, but no actual snowfall yet, i figured it would be one of my last chances to ride this year. Well, it turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse & we started out slowly, but then we went a little faster & before I knew it, we were going as fast as the durn horse could possibly go. I couldn't take the pace & fell off. I caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. No matter how much I screamed, it wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out & unplugged the machine. He even had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to ride the elephant!
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy & paste for someone else to get a laugh.

Today is about food, naps and shooting, but also being Thankful for the things we have and the people around us. I'm for...
11/28/2024

Today is about food, naps and shooting, but also being Thankful for the things we have and the people around us.

I'm forever grateful for my family, friends, employees, customers, supporters and God.

Work will resume on Monday, so until then just kick back and enjoy, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

Well Troy, you asked for it, and with my specific guidance, you are getting it! Our newest Dollar General location, righ...
10/24/2024

Well Troy, you asked for it, and with my specific guidance, you are getting it! Our newest Dollar General location, right off of Elm Tree, down from S Main St. The fine folk that attend Troy First Baptist Church will love this news location!

Ground has been broke, we expect it to be completed by next Tuesday!

09/12/2024

Throwback Thursday!

Did you know your Mayor is also a Baker?!

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