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Even history conspiracies are covered on this page. No one is left out! If you want to post your own, go right ahead! Ask and Jackle Joe (Creator and founder along with close friend Father Nickoli) will make you an administrator to take your theories to the next level.

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02/17/2022

We’re back with bigger, better, thicker conspiracy theories

If at first you don't believe, let the Internet convince you.
11/05/2016

If at first you don't believe, let the Internet convince you.

01/08/2016

I apologize for the extended leave of absence. An Australian postal worker discovered that I was uncovering these conspiracies, so I fled to Morocco. I had to leave everything. I was hungry, homeless, and had no place to turn to. Prostitution was my only option. It brought it a few dollars here and there, enough to feed myself once a week, but it was not enough to provide a living.

Eventually I got a visit from, unbeknownst to me at the time, the Queen of England. At first I was appalled by her advanced age, but I soon came (to realize the tender passion of a seasoned lover).

Fast forward nine months and the Queen had gained 50lbs. The public was worried though she assured them all was fine. On September 29th, 2014, she gave birth to a boy. She named him Denise, or rather, she tried to name him Dennis but misspelled his name. After giving birth, she assured the public that she had gained the weight only for the summer as had liposuction to remove it.

The Royal Army then shipped the baby to me in Morocco. I was disgusted by his soiled diapers. He had been shipped in a dog kennel and was soaking wet in his urine. However, as all my kin, he was healthy as ever. I took one look at him and I knew what I needed to do.

There was only one thing a homeless pr******te and single dad in Morocco could do: slay the Australian postal worker who knew just a little too much. Without a stutter, I gave Denise a snorkel, strapped the kennel to my back, and swam to Australia and went postal on that postal worker. When my work was finished, I swam back home to the US.

Now back at home, I have lived to tell the tale, but let it be a lesson to you: don't go chasing waterfalls. Or something like that. Maybe it was don't go alerting the Aussies of your conspiracy theories. Either way, have a good day.

11/20/2013

Warning: There's a meteor flying around the sun sending out emp blasts. Prepare yourselves. Stock up on TP paper and cracker jacks( make sure they have a prize in the box before purchasing) and most important get attack cats to protect your homestead and cracker jacks. Don't be crack-a-lackin.

03/06/2013

Well, we haven't had anything in a while so here we go. As you may be aware of, one of the admins for this page (the ever so sexy and studly Nicky) bought a coconut a while back, which leads us to contemplate why coconuts give milk. Well I have the answer for you. Long ago cows ruled over the Earth with an iron fist. No one could stop them from enslaving all of humanity, which they did. But then one day a powerful Moon Quaker Wizard named Coconos started a rebellion against our cow overlords. The fight was long and hard (that's what she said) but in the end Coconos managed to trap the soul of King Cowolius inside what we call a coconut (back then it was called a hard-stool nut) and saved us all! The rebels eventually domesticated the rest of the cows and Coconos became king and planted the soul encasing coconut on his front patio, which grew into trees that covered the whole world and they renamed the hard-stool nut after Coconos. And that's where coconuts come from. -Nicky

12/13/2012

Coming soon, CTA's sister page, The Wisconsin Institute for Nichological Studies (WINS).

Profile picture?- Nickoli.
12/08/2012

Profile picture?- Nickoli.

12/05/2012

Flavor 21 of Dr. Pepper is..... O my goodness, that's disgusting, never mind guys, you don't wanna know.

So true.
12/05/2012

So true.

12/01/2012

Hi Everybody! I just saw the Da Vinci Code, but being a battle hardened conspiracy theorist, I just said "saw it coming..." after most scenes. (not really).

10/18/2012

I know how we post silly, made up things on this page, but from hence on forth, all Illuminati related posts are the REAL DEAL!

10/17/2012

We've really gotten behind on the 23 Dr. Pepper flavors, but number 20 is saliva from young Buddhists.

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