05/13/2026
Our goat mowing crew has been working hard in the park all week, but over the weekend, a few of them decided to stage a daring "Great Escape." ๐๐จ
Luckily, Twin Oaks has its very own goat-whisperer. Assistant Clerk Paula Dries jumped into action, and with the help of the goats' owner, tracked down the fugitives, and successfully wrangled them back to their enclosure before they could start their own landscaping franchise.
Because sheโs officially the Greatest Of All Time at handling goat-related chaos, she is the recipient of our inaugural Twin Oaks G.O.A.T. Staff Award. ๐๐
Way to go, Paula! Not all heroes wear capesโsome just carry a flash light and a leash.
Swing by the park to see the goats before they head out next week; theyโve promised to stay behind the fence, but weโve got Paula on speed dial just in case.