09/25/2015
Please use the following procedures for Auger Inn End of Fiscal Year 2015 Closeout procedures:
- Effective immediately, please close any open tabs with Danny and James so that current year dollars can be re-obligated.
- Friday, 1700 hrs. Report to Auger Inn and complete your personal FY15 spend plan at the bar or menu items.
- Friday, 1800 hrs. Take any money you have in your wallet and immediately surrender to your owning WG or Equivalent representative present.
- Friday, 1805 hrs. Wing and Equivalent representatives will confiscate all credit cards.
- Friday, 1815 hrs. Wing and Equivalent organizational reps will surrender all unspent money to HQ AETC representative.
- Friday, 1830 hrs. Now the fun part...HQ AETC representative will reallocate all unspent funds to patrons remaining left in the Auger Inn. If you have the ability to spend more than the person next to you, you will be rewarded with more money. Carefully consider good stewardship of organizational resources and honestly assess whether you or the person next to you really needs that last drink or flat screen TV.
- Friday, Auger closing time. Look longingly around the famed Auger Inn, go home and await Congressional approval to execute your personal FY16 Auger spend plan.
If you have no idea what I am talking about, Congratulations. Your leadership has sufficiently shielded you from September Fiscal Madness.
If you are laughing, Congratulations. You still have your sense of humor about how crazy this money drill is.
If you aren't laughing, Sorry. You are an FMer and I will buy you a drink.