11/26/2025
🦃 THANKSGIVING SAFETY REMINDER
From your friendly neighborhood fire department (the people who love you, but also don’t want to spend Thursday putting out a turkey fryer inferno).
As we roll into Thanksgiving, we just want to offer a few friendly reminders to help keep you, your family, and your smoke alarms from having a full-blown meltdown:
🔥 1. Turkey Fryers: The Olympic Sport Nobody Trains For
If you’re planning on deep-frying your turkey, remember:
Frozen turkey + hot oil = surprise fireball geyser that would make old faithful proud. Or your neighbors might think you launched a new space program 🔥💥🎆🧯
Keep the fryer outside, on flat ground, and far away from anything flammable (like your garage, deck, dog, or the fake lawn furniture).
And please, for the love of stuffing, use a thermometer. The “I’ll just wing it” method is not a recognized safety technique.
🔥 2. Kitchen Chaos Control
Thanksgiving cooking statistically causes more fires than forgetting your anniversary.
Don’t leave the kitchen while cooking. That’s when the food starts plotting against you.
Keep kids, pets, and overly helpful in-laws at least 3 feet away from the stove.
Keep flammable things away from heat—yes, even your cousin’s holiday-themed sweater counts.
Turn pot handles inward so they don’t get bumped—or used as a grab handle by a toddler with questionable life choices.
🔥 3. Travel Like a Pro
If you’re hitting the road:
Buckle up. Yes, even you, Tough Guy.
Allow extra time—everyone and their turkey is traveling.
Don’t drive distracted. Texts can wait. Turkeys don't need to be photographed from the passenger seat. Your followers will survive.
🔥 4. Smoke Alarms: The Real MVPs
Before the cooking begins, test them.
If they chirp randomly, it’s not “just being dramatic.” They need a new battery.
🔥 5. Gratitude Goes a Long Way
We’re thankful for this community, for your support, and for choosing to not set your kitchen ablaze this year.
And a big thank-you to our members spending the holiday ready to respond—hopefully to compliments and pie, not emergencies.
From all of us at Union Volunteer Fire Department,
Have a safe, happy, and drama-free (or at least fire-drama-free) Thanksgiving!
🦃🔥 Stay safe, eat well, and keep the flames where they belong—in the candle on the table, not the turkey.