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Merry Christmas Space Cadets!
12/25/2022

Merry Christmas Space Cadets!

07/16/2022

Attention Space Cadets! Be sure to follow our Instagram account,

Attention Earth Dwellers: Look up into the sky these next couple of nights and see what we have already zoomed past. FIV...
06/24/2022

Attention Earth Dwellers: Look up into the sky these next couple of nights and see what we have already zoomed past. FIVE planets visible with naked eye and the rest with telescope.

Our Fleet is to the North West of Pluto.

We are running low on fuel and no BP in sight yet...Space Cadets are getting hangry due to lack of solid foods and only Original Tang is left to drink.

Keeping you all safe from the nothing that we've encountered so far is our mission. Pew Pew!

06/19/2022

Happy Father' Day to all fathers of our Cadets and Commanders. To our cadets keep it in your pants men! We won't be back to earth for 2 years and ain't nobody on this ship cleaning up after a birth! Stay Safe earth dwellers.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from Space Force. We have traveled millions of miles away from earth so aren't really o...
12/25/2021

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from Space Force. We have traveled millions of miles away from earth so aren't really on the same time scheme as everyone else so Christmas is sometime on your Wednesday next week as we flew to the west...wait westward...whatever. May the joy of the season be with you all.

Fun Fact: there are no turkeys in space. Other than us.

Happy Thanksgiving Space Cadets! Sad news to report today. No Turkeys in Sector 7, 8, or 9. Stay safe and know we won't ...
11/25/2021

Happy Thanksgiving Space Cadets!

Sad news to report today. No Turkeys in Sector 7, 8, or 9. Stay safe and know we won't let anyone past our Secret Earth Net Deterrent System. SENDS is struggling with supply chain issues and logistics problems plaguing the Space military pipeline. Who knew.

09/26/2021

FYI - things we’ve learned this month on patrol:

1. There is no internet in space
2. Duct tape doesn’t work over 55mph
3. Elton John was correct about space being lonely.
4. We need some weapons. We aren’t sure for what, so go big Houston.
5. We should have brought more dvd movies. How many times can you watch Independence Day with enthusiasm?
6. Space Cadets need to shower more than once a week. What scientist only gave us a 100 gal fresh water tank. When I find out who you are there will be a court Martial!

Join today and be all you can dream!

Happy Independence Day from all of the space Cadets working hard to protect your freedom on earth. Everything looks good...
07/04/2021

Happy Independence Day from all of the space Cadets working hard to protect your freedom on earth. Everything looks good from up here.

Sector 6 has been cleared. Lots of space dust around or maybe that’s from the old mushrooms served at dinner. Either way...
05/29/2021

Sector 6 has been cleared. Lots of space dust around or maybe that’s from the old mushrooms served at dinner. Either way, it’s pretty awesome.

Join SpaceForce today and you too could be a Space Cadet!

Ran into some SpaceDust fields out here in sector VII and have been flying around in circles ever since. Was like day 2 ...
04/10/2021

Ran into some SpaceDust fields out here in sector VII and have been flying around in circles ever since. Was like day 2 at Woodstock out here Cadets.

It's lonely out in space!

12/31/2020

Happy New Year to all you on earth! All these he Space Cadets up here are looking forward to a great new year.

Still no COVID in Space! Join today and be a 2021 Space Cader!

Merry Christmas Space Cadets!
12/24/2020

Merry Christmas Space Cadets!

We have no sightings of any sleigh or reindeer at this time. We will advise.
12/23/2020

We have no sightings of any sleigh or reindeer at this time. We will advise.

Everyone stay calm! Our president has been in space...not with us...but in general. Our Space Cadets are currently keepi...
12/18/2020

Everyone stay calm! Our president has been in space...not with us...but in general. Our Space Cadets are currently keeping all eyes open in constant search for our exalted ruler.

We know your out here in space Sir...we will find you!

Still no covid in space! Join now!!!

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us up here in space. We are here protecting you all from alien attack. Just one more thin...
11/26/2020

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us up here in space. We are here protecting you all from alien attack. Just one more thing to be thankful for.

Happy Veterans Day to all who have served to protect our freedom. Thank you all for your service.
11/11/2020

Happy Veterans Day to all who have served to protect our freedom. Thank you all for your service.

08/30/2020

Every Active Duty member of SpaceForce has expressed concern about voting this election cycle.

Our commander has said, "suck it up Space Cadets, we can't mail from space anyway".

Still no COVID-19 in space. Join today!

07/04/2020

Happy Independence Day to everyone from all our space cadets and galactic officers. Our first annual fireworks display took place this morning because, well, it’s dark in outer space. You should see them later tonight as we are pretty far away and light takes some time to travel to earth! You will hear them much later...


Houston we have a problem. Lost a cadet today out in space while doing range training. Shot himself in the back! Maybe w...
06/30/2020
Here’s what would happen if you fired a gun in space

Houston we have a problem. Lost a cadet today out in space while doing range training. Shot himself in the back! Maybe we should get some, we’ll, modern weaponry for up here!

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Space Cadet o’Brien!

Watch the training video to see how.

https://youtu.be/uYEteSfnObc

Just in case things get ugly and the world erupts into a real Star Wars, yes, it is possible to shoot a gun in space. Here's everything that would happen to ...

Our breakout commercial hit the airwaves this week. Granted we have none of the technology in the commercial, no officia...
06/27/2020
U.S. Space Force: Make History :30 Commercial

Our breakout commercial hit the airwaves this week. Granted we have none of the technology in the commercial, no official training, no reasonable mission, no known enemies. Money well spent because, well...Space is cool and who doesn't want to live out their StarTrek fantasies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8W5EHbcNbA

Our future is about making history in space. We see exploration, courage, and new horizons for our country out there. https://www.airforce.com/spaceforce

06/25/2020

Welcome to all our new followers! It takes a little time for us to get the notices...we are in space!

Update: still no aliens located. Shifty little buggers!

06/20/2020

Announcement: we have not encountered any aliens here in space as of today’s date. Mr. President, we are all clear on the new secret objective of locating them.

06/19/2020

We don't recall where we heard it but it's lonely out in Space! Someone send up some Cheeseburgers, a deck of cards, and maybe some women? A couple large fries and checkers...

Join Space Force they said, it'll be great they said.

06/13/2020

COVID-19 Official Report:
ZERO cases in space.

Join today and be safe in outer space!

That is all.

Happy to announce we have an official Badge for our uniforms. Not to be confused with our super cool Logo. I’m not sure ...
05/16/2020

Happy to announce we have an official Badge for our uniforms. Not to be confused with our super cool Logo. I’m not sure how they’ll be delivered to us all out here in space. I can only imagine they’ll beam them up!

05/15/2020

COVID19 update- still ZERO cases up in space!

04/02/2020

In case you were wondering...there are ZERO cases of COVID-19 in space.

Join now and stay COVID-19 free, guaranteed!

03/17/2020

Due to the COVID-19 virus has made the difficult decision to keep all active deployments in place. Our commanders are under strict orders to remain in orbit until further notice. Units are not in any risk as All Viruses cannot survive in space...

We are actively attempting to locate a toilette paper supplier in all sectors.

Stay strong everyone!

02/05/2020

Thank you, Mr. President, for recognizing us in the State of the Union Address! We are here to serve at your pleasure!

08/30/2019

Florida. The hurricane is real. It is not fake news. SpaceForce is watching and we can see it...really!

08/26/2019

We are still out there watching over you. Nothing new to report out here.

07/04/2019

We were saddened to not hear the President speak about Space Force America today as we were flying over the US capital during the Independence Day celebration. We are certain that it was an oversight and had pleaded for an evening speech so we could be seen.

Maybe next year!

Happy Independence Day from all of us at Space Force America as we work to keep our Galaxy Great!

05/26/2019

Happy Memorial Day from all of us at Space Force America.

04/09/2019

The sun is shining where you are....it's dark in Space! Come join SpaceForce and find out why we don't shuttle towards the sun. SpaceForce America!

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