06/17/2026
Public Service Announcement…….. kind of🤷🏻♂️
Last night… things got out of hand.
I fell asleep like a normal person…
…and woke up in a full-blown BBQ dimension.
👀 I’m sitting on a throne… made entirely of chicken.
Not just any chicken… perfectly grilled, golden, glistening like it pays taxes in flavor.
🌫️ The breeze?
Not wind.
Pure, slow-rolling charcoal smoke drifting through the air like it’s got somewhere important to be.
🎶 In the distance… a choir…
Except it’s not singing…
…it’s just the sound of perfect sizzling chicken in harmony.
Honestly? Kinda beautiful. Kinda concerning.
Then… out of the smoke…
🍗 A knight appears.
Armor made of foil.
Cape made of napkins.
Holding a drumstick like it’s Excalibur.
He kneels…
leans in…
and whispers:
“June 21st… noon to 2…”
I nod… because obviously this is serious business.
Then suddenly—
I’m at a table…
juice running down my hands…
trying to decide if I need more napkins or just accept my fate.
I wake up.
No throne.
No knight.
No chicken.
Just me… staring at the ceiling…
hungry… confused…
and maybe checking my hands just to be sure.
🍗 Father’s Day Chicken BBQ 🍗
📅 June 21 at East Barre Fire Station
⏰ 12:00 PM – 2:00 PM
💲 $20 – Half Chicken + Sides + Dessert
🚒 If you’re not dreaming about it yet…
don’t worry…
…it’s coming for you next.