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Parti Rhinocéros Party Le Parti Rhinocéros est un parti politique canadien voué à la satire de la politique conventionnelle.

The Rhinoceros Party is a Canadian political party devoted to satirizing conventional politics. Ceci est la page officielle du Parti Rhinocéros Party's official page.

Thrump sexually harassing woman in the audience during speech.  She files sexual harassment suit siting, "I have never s...
10/04/2026

Thrump sexually harassing woman in the audience during speech. She files sexual harassment suit siting, "I have never seen his inflated ego!"

After this announcement by Di Santis, snow birds are welcoming the Parti Rhinocéros Party proposal  that would result in...
10/04/2026

After this announcement by Di Santis, snow birds are welcoming the Parti Rhinocéros Party proposal that would result in Cuba fast tracking to become a Canadian province.
Other Caribian nations are showing interest in the idea with the provision that guarantees be put in place to prohibit American land acquisitions.

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Just because we all can use a good morning laugh...and I am so mad I didn't come up with that line.
10/02/2026

Just because we all can use a good morning laugh...

and I am so mad I didn't come up with that line.

Finally, government transparency.The "ALTO" risk being Canadian long term projects will invariably be cancelled by succe...
10/02/2026

Finally, government transparency.

The "ALTO" risk being Canadian long term projects will invariably be cancelled by succeeding governments.

The Parti Rhinocéros Party is working with the Carney government on a proposal that would make Cuba Canada's 11th provin...
10/02/2026

The Parti Rhinocéros Party is working with the Carney government on a proposal that would make Cuba Canada's 11th province.

In a similar constitutional arrangement as Quebec enjoys, Cuba would have "distinc society" status. In many aspects Cuba has a simular socialist infrastructure as Canada. The obvious transition would be in governance. Selling a constitutional monarchy with King Charles as head of state will take some doing. Other then that, most Cubans have been ready to reform their government to a democratic capitalist-socialist system for decades.

Canada and Cuba have always enjoyed a close relationship since their revolution. A relationship that was strengthened by the birth of Justin Trudeau.

What makes this proposal more then the idle speculation of the past is the fact that the Rhino Party is emphasizing that the Canada-Cuba unification is an expedient way of demolishing the devastating US sanctions on Cuba, it would prevent American corporations from retaking assets lost to the revolution, and it would curtail the Trump family's plan to invade the country to seize control of their tourist industry. Canadians in turn would again be able to enjoy Cuban vacations once unjustifiable American sanctions are curtailed.

The proposal is in it's initial stage, however there is an enthusiastic desire to move this forward to a formal unification quickly so both nations can enjoy POTUS' temper tantrum.

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I was scared of Artificial Intelligence but now that its Super Intellegence we can all relax.  The super intelligence pe...
10/01/2026

I was scared of Artificial Intelligence but now that its Super Intellegence we can all relax. The super intelligence people will just regulate themselves. The AI people had no idea what they were doing.

It is the Rhino's party  #1 priority to fund the provinces to provide quality education systems so citizens can vote int...
10/01/2026

It is the Rhino's party #1 priority to fund the provinces to provide quality education systems so citizens can vote integegently.

Not monetized

10/01/2026

For the invasion of Canada the don will begin construction of the Great Pyramids of Trump where he will be assented to become America's eternal godly leader.

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Ottawa, ON
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