08/11/2026
đźš” Tomorrow's Mission:
Operation "Slow Your Roll" 🛑It’s that time of year again. The yellow buses are back, backpacks are heavier than the kids wearing them, and school zones go live starting tomorrow morning. We know you’ve spent all summer driving at normal speeds, but tomorrow morning requires a major vibe shift. Please leave five minutes early so you aren't tempted to treat the elementary drop-off lane like a NASCAR qualifying lap.
A few friendly reminders from your local officers:The Magic Number: If the big white sign says 20 MPH. That is a speed limit, not a golf score or a suggestion. The "No-Phone" Zone: TikTok can wait. That text can wait. Even your morning coffee crisis can wait. Keep both hands on the wheel and eyes on the crosswalks. The Laws of Physics: A soccer ball rolls out. A tiny human follows it. Your car cannot stop on a dime if you are doing 45 in a 20.
Our officers will be out tomorrow morning greeting the kids and handing out very expensive, custom-printed paper souvenirs to anyone who forgets where they are.
Let’s keep the kids safe and your wallet full. See you out there (at a very reasonable speed)! 🚌🎒