Valentine Police Department

09/02/2026

Are you a fan of circles? Well this bad boy has all the circles (a few triangles too). It has big circles, little circles, and even has pedals that go in a circle. This is truly the ideal item for any circle admirer (the fancy term is cyclophile according to Google AI).

Seriously though we’ve had this bike as found property for a few weeks now. Will the owner please come claim it before one of our overconfident night shift officers hurts themselves doing wheelies in the parking lot.

Edit: the bike has been returned.

08/14/2026

08/13/2026

*Update: That individual has been taken into custody.*

The Valentine Police Department and Cherry County Sheriff’s Office are currently looking for a suspect related to a stolen vehicle that was recovered near the intersection of 5th and Green Streets. The suspect is described as a white male in his late 30s, with long blond hair that might be pulled up into a “man-bun”. He was last seen wearing white cargo shorts and a blue shirt.

If you see this man, please to do approach him. Instead, call the police department at 402-376-3055 or 911.

08/13/2026

Found this young man by the cemetery. Looks friendly. And fast. Not sure if he is fast. Just saying he looks fast.

Will the owner please call 402-376-3055

Edit: owner called while I was typing the post. Owner seems fast too.

08/02/2026

Would the owner:

1. Call 402-376-3055 to claim

2. Have the stranger/danger talk with your dog about following people home at night

08/01/2026

So, we’ve tried questioning this suspect, but we aren’t getting any answers.

Won’t tell us their name.

Won’t say where home is.

Will the owner please call 402-376-3055

07/26/2026

This fine young man followed a stranger home from the park. We’re willing to let him go with a warning his owner will please have the “stranger/danger” talk with him.

Please call 402-376-3055

07/19/2026

This young man is hot and tired and wants to go home. Will the owner please call 402-376-3055

Edit: with a solid assist from Shawn the dogg-o has gone home.

07/13/2026

Earlier today the police department received a report of a small dog in the storm drain on South Main Street, the city Street Department did pull the manhole cover (Thanks Brian) and we can confirm that there is no dog in the storm drain.

07/01/2026

Please remember that Valentine City Ordinances allow fireworks during the 4th of July Holiday until 10 PM, except on the 3rd and 4th when the deadline becomes midnight.