03/07/2026
FRIDAY FUNNY
Bill and Jane went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of their favourite w**e, they retire to their tent for the night.
At about 3 AM, Jane nudges Bill and asks, "Bill, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Bill said, "I see millions of stars."
Jane asks, "And, what does that tell you?"
Bill replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Theologically, it tells me that God is great, and we are small and insignificant.
Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3 AM.
Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Jane?"
Jane retorts, "Someone stole our tent."
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Have a great day everybody