The Maine Mayor

The Maine Mayor You found my fun page. Don't take this one seriously. If you're sensitive this isn't the page for you. Feel free to Roast me & Get Roasted.

Rage Bait and Tomfoolery. Save your feelings for someone who cares✌️

01/23/2026

We had some "Frosty Tourists" today. They'll probably be here for another few days and move on. They brought a cold snap with them so stay inside and warm this weekend.

For everyone who looks like me and understands that stopping Tan & Brown people based solely on the color of their skin is wrong. Pull out your camera and document. DO NOT INTERFERE you will not win on the side of the road and may actually put other people in danger.

No one should argue that removing criminals from our communities is a bad thing. However indiscriminately stealing another human being that simply wanted a better life for themselves and their children is gross.

When my kids come home from school worried their friends won't be there tomorrow because someone kidnapped their parent or them for just existing. There is no honor in that.

As for the Tourists. HURRY up and move along. I hope both sides of your pillow are hot A/F.

Goodnight Waterville

The Baltimore savior is calling it quits. It's gotten harder to grift people for money while exploiting the homeless goi...
12/21/2025

The Baltimore savior is calling it quits. It's gotten harder to grift people for money while exploiting the homeless going into 2026. Sorry Wizzy, everyone has started to see right through you. Enjoy retirement

12/20/2025

I hope Jake Paul gets lit up like a Christmas 🎄
That entrance was horrible.

12/17/2025

Where are the good candidates for Maine Governor race?
I haven't seen one name on either side I'd vote for

Who ever is in charge of Name cards has some explaining to do. Waiting for someone to blame a democrat staffer in 3.2.1
12/03/2025

Who ever is in charge of Name cards has some explaining to do. Waiting for someone to blame a democrat staffer in 3.2.1

11/13/2025

So much for a clean CR. Republicans just can't help themselves. 350k jobs and 28 billion will be lost if they don't fix it.

Imagine coming unglued at a local school dance and embarrassing the s**t out of your kid because you couldn't control yo...
11/08/2025

Imagine coming unglued at a local school dance and embarrassing the s**t out of your kid because you couldn't control your temper over a song. You berate the other chaperones and then try and act all passive aggressive like you're a victim on a social media post.

Russell Hilton let's talk about how we treat other people especially the locals. The 2nd hand embarrassment your family must be feeling right now. Talk soon I have a deep dive to do. For all the people in the Anson are who reached out I got you✌️

I'm always open for debate, I do not argue. I value my peace more than I do the attention. So you may see a comment thre...
11/06/2025

I'm always open for debate, I do not argue. I value my peace more than I do the attention. So you may see a comment thread where I am being Kind to one person while simultaneously and savagely dog walking someone else in the very next comment.

I use this page for 3 things.

1. Entertainment: (Mine not yours, this however is not mutually exclusive.

2. Provoke dialog: I'm not passive aggressive If at any point you think I'm being a C*nt, I am purposely!
How you go about initiating that conversation with me is a direct reflection of the energy you will recieve.

3. Make pocket change: "You can't be making that much" all 34 social media accounts I have are Monitized. Our employees don't work for nothing and my intellectual labor isn't free.

Rest assured when you argue in my comment sections you generate money along with paying for number 1. You also pay for socially responsible initiatives in our community. like feeding any of the neighborhood kids for free. Partnering and donating to organizations like Operation Hope and others. Maybe it's paying for ole lady Getchels groceries for the week.

Just remember this is the internet unless we've had dinner together, had long conversations in person then you don't know me, you just know your projection of me.

11/05/2025

Texas legislature arbitrarily changes maps to rig elections Republicans silent. California Sends it to voters Republicans sue

11/05/2025

Good morning to almost everyone.

11/05/2025

Watching people who don't live in New York become so unhinged over the Mayoral election is crazy.
STAY MAD

11/05/2025

Looks like Question 1 will be a No & Question 2 Looks like it's going to pass. Some of you better watch your tone at home 🤣

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