Colorado Department of Blarf & Adjacent Obtuse Fuccenings

Colorado Department of Blarf & Adjacent Obtuse Fuccenings Among the ubiquitous happenings and goings on, the lore at the core and accounts of CO's inhabitants continues to evolve-
We aim to document it.

Are the landgates in Chugwater Wy and Trinidad to keep things out.. or something in? 👁️‍🗨️

Interesting timing.Below you'll find a newly dedicated North American Seismographic Network Feed.The tides are rising,Ca...
09/25/2026

Interesting timing.
Below you'll find a newly dedicated North American Seismographic Network Feed.
The tides are rising,
Can you swim, Jim?
👁️‍🗨️

Welcome to CarlSims – a channel dedicated to live seismic monitorin...

Below you will find yet another helpful yet wildly elusive spectrograph data spread, caught while still active.Keep an e...
09/20/2026

Below you will find yet another helpful yet wildly elusive spectrograph data spread, caught while still active.
Keep an eye on the Caucus regions, things seem to be heating up, literally.
👁️‍🗨️

Here at Kiwi Quakes we display spectrograms and provide information...

P'tah knows,Where the water goes.
09/20/2026

P'tah knows,
Where the water goes.

Psst.Hey, 'murica, Roma called and wants its  Nero-tic decline into societal collapse back.💩
09/17/2026

Psst.
Hey, 'murica, Roma called and wants its Nero-tic decline into societal collapse back.
💩

Scientists have discovered a crater on the moon that's bigger than the Roman Colosseum, the result of a powerful impact two years ago.

08/17/2026

They knew what they were doing the whole time.What way does the red hand face on a normal magnetic compass again?👁️‍🗨️🧭
08/17/2026

They knew what they were doing the whole time.
What way does the red hand face on a normal magnetic compass again?
👁️‍🗨️🧭

07/29/2026

Elk Fire Update | July 28, 2026
Acres: 2,317
Dynamic Containment: 37%
Detection: 07/09/26
Cause: Lightning
Personnel: 163
Location: North of Lake City, CO and 2.5 miles west of Highway 149

This will be Northwest Complex Incident Management Team 8’s last operational shift on the Elk Fire. Tomorrow, the incoming Rocky Mountain Team 1 will take command of the incident at 7 a.m. and manage it in conjunction with the Gold Mountain Fire. It has been an honor to serve the communities in and around Hinsdale and Gunnison counties, and to support the firefighters working hard out on the line to protect homes, property and other values at risk.

Operational Update: Yesterday, firefighters completed snagging operations along County Road 20 and Nellie Creek Rd (7877 Rd). Personnel and heavy equipment continued to improve control lines to the north of the fire.

Today: Crews will work to finish control line improvements along the 868 Road with masticators and chippers. All work to the south and east of the fire footprint has been completed, and fire personnel assigned to those areas have been reallocated to the north side.

After another infrared flight last night, heavy precipitation that contributed an estimated half inch of rain across the fire footprint today and continued evaluation and data analysis, fire professionals have increased the Elk Fire’s dynamic containment to 37 percent of the perimeter. This does not impact the Forest closure, which remains in place.

Dynamic containment is a new term in wildfire, but it’s not a new concept. Containment, by definition, means that fire has been held for several days by some combination of line, roads or trail systems, and natural barriers. It’s an inherently conditional situation, not a permanent accomplishment. It does not mean the fire is controlled, or that the fire is out. The term “dynamic containment” allows for the possibility that the containment number could change to more accurately reflect an evolving fire footprint and conditions. Below are common definitions of the different terms:

• Containment: This is a measurement of the percentage of finished fireline around the entire fire perimeter, directly next to the fire’s edge.

• Dynamic Containment: Treats containment as a fluid, shifting condition rather than a fixed physical line – adapting to changing weather, fuel behavior and natural firebreaks.

• Controlled: To construct fireline or use natural features to surround a fire and any related spot fires and reduce its burning potential to a point that it no longer threatens further spread or resource damage under foreseeable conditions.

Previous growth on the Elk Fire has occurred when four critical components were in place – red-phase beetle-kill spruce, near-record-high energy release component (98th percentile), 20 mph winds with thunderstorm outflows, and moisture levels in the fuels registering below 10 percent. Those four components have all been present only twice on this incident, and the most recent was more than a week ago.

Roads: PLEASE SLOW DOWN. Keep fire personnel and yourself safe. There is a reduced speed limit area of Highway 149 where firefighter traffic remains high. The Alpine Loop is open and there are no closures on County Road 30 (Cinnamon Pass) where trails and campgrounds remain open.

Weather: There is a 60% chance of showers and thunderstorms in the late morning and afternoon. Partly cloudy in the morning, becoming mostly cloudy in the afternoon. Valley temperatures will be 83°-86° and 71°-74° in the fire footprint, with winds 5-10 mph and afternoon gusts up to 15 mph along the ridgetops.

Evacuations: Current evacuation information is available at the links below:
Hinsdale County: https://hinsdalecounty.colorado.gov

Closures: The National Forest has implemented an area closure west of Highway 149 and north of County Road 20 in Hinsdale and Gunnison Counties. For further information visit: https://www.fs.usda.gov/r02/gmug/alerts
The Bureau of Land Management (BLM) has implemented a temporary emergency closure for public lands, roads and trails north of County Road 20 (Engineer Pass). The closure includes Nellie Creek, the Uncompahgre Trailhead and the upper portion of County Road 24 (North Henson) from Capitol City to the Wetterhorn and Mat-terhorn areas. For further information visit: https://www.blm.gov/programs/public-safety-and-fire/fire-and-aviation/regional-information/colorado/southwest-district

Road Closures: Forest Service Road 7868 (Alpine Road) remains closed. Some public maps display the route as Road 868. Forest Service roads 877 (Nellie Creek) and 870 (Matterhorn Trailheads) to the north are closed.

No Fly Zone: A Temporary Flight Restriction (TFR) over the area remains in effect. Flying drones near the fire is prohibited and can interfere with firefighting aircraft, potentially grounding aerial suppression operations. http://knowbeforeyoufly.org

Closure map, as of 29(?) July, 2026 12:01a
07/29/2026

Closure map, as of 29(?) July, 2026 12:01a

*GMUG National Forests reduce Elk Fire closure area*

The Grand Mesa, Uncompahgre and Gunnison National Forests’ Gunnison Ranger District has reduced the closure area in the vicinity of the Elk Wildfire effective July 29 at 12:01 a.m.

The adjusted closure area includes National Forest System lands west of Highway 149 in Hinsdale and Gunnison counties. Within National Forest System lands, the western boundary follows the line between the Ouray Ranger District and the Gunnison Ranger District on the Uncompahgre National Forest. The northern, eastern and southern boundaries follow the National Forest boundary.

The closure restricts public access to all lands, roads and trails within the described area (see map), including but not limited to:

Trailheads and Sites
Big Blue Trailhead, Big Blue Campground, Alpine Ranger Station, Alpine Trailhead, Alpine/Little Cimarron Trailhead, Big Blue Campground, Big Blue Trailhead, Crystal Larson Trailhead, Fall Creek Trailhead, Independence Trailhead and Little Elk Trailhead.
On the southern end of the closure area, Nellie Creek Road – National Forest Service Road (NFSR) 7877, Nellie Creek Trailhead, Uncompahgre Peak Trail – National Forest System Trail (NFST) 9239 and Uncompahgre Peak will remain open to visitors.

Roads
7236 Crystal‑Larson, 7867 Alpine Plateau, 7867.2A West Fork, 7867.2C Ridgestock, 7867.3A Little Blue, 7867.3B Willow Creek, 7867.3C Long Draw, 7867.3H Alpine Plateau Spur 3H, 7867.3J Alpine Plateau Spur 3J, 7867.4A Long Draw Camping Road, 7868 Alpine, 7868 1A, 1B, 1C, 1D, and 2A, 7868.1E Big Blue CG Road, 864 Little Cimarron, 864.4A Little Cimarron Trailhead Road, 864.4C Johnson Park, 864.4C1 Johnson Park Spur 1, 864.C5 Little Cimarron Spur C5, 870 North Fork Henson Creek and 870.2A Matterhorn Creek.

Trails
High Mesa (6133), Matterhorn (6135), Middle Canyon (6136), Alpine (6225), Wetterhorn Basin (6226), Little Cimarron (6229), Failes Creek (6230), Big Park (6234), Firebox (6245), Little Cimarron East (6246), Sheep Mountain (6253), Saddle (9140), Alpine (9225), Alpine Guard Station Spur (9225.1A), Fall Creek (9231), Big Blue Creek (9232), Ridge Stock Driveway (9233), Ridge Stock Driveway Spur (9233.1B), Independence Gulch (9234), Independence Bypass (9234.1A), Crystal Lake (9235), View (9235.1A), Larson Lakes (9236), Larson Lakes Cutoff (9236.3A), El Paso Creek (9238), Thompson Lake (9241), Matterhorn TH Spur (9242), Little Elk (9244), Matterhorn Cutoff (9245) and Wetterhorn Peak (9256).

These closures are necessary to ensure the safety of firefighters and the public while crews continue managing the Elk Wildfire.

A map of the area and full order details can be found here https://www.fs.usda.gov/r02/gmug/alerts/elk-wildfire-area-closure-order-v-20

A violation of this closure order is punishable as a Class B misdemeanor by a fine of not more than $5,000 for individuals and $10,000 for organizations, or by imprisonment for not more than six months, or both. 16 U.S.C. § 551; 18 U.S.C. §§ 3559, 3571, and 3581.

The GMUG National Forests are currently under Stage 2 Fire Restrictions.

For more information about the Elk Wildfire, visit the incident page or the official GMUG page.

2026 Elk Fire

Below you'll find dedicated live feed of Shamans Rock brought to you by explore.org and published to YouTube "100 ft abo...
07/28/2026

Below you'll find dedicated live feed of Shamans Rock brought to you by explore.org and published to YouTube
"100 ft above the sanctuary and overlooking the entire southern end of the wet mountain valley."
North of Gardner, CO.

Strange. In the time it took for us to make this post. The stream is down.
Check back periodically.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKSeDuMqbs

Update*
Direct link to camera feed:

https://explore.org/livecams/mission-wolf/mission-wolf-shamans-rock

Shaman's Rock is a natural rock outcropping that the Mission: Wolf ...

       areas, flash flooding imminent.
07/28/2026

areas, flash flooding imminent.

This is a Flash Flood Emergency for the Aspen Acres Burn Scar near Beulah, Colorado, covering San Isabel and North Creek. Radar shows heavy rain stacking on top of burn scarred ground that can't absorb any of it, and it's already turned deadly serious: debris flows are being reported north of Beulah and crews are actively pulling off water rescues near San Isabel. If you're anywhere in that North Creek Road corridor toward Beulah, get to higher ground right now and do not get near low water crossings or creeks tonight. I'm live covering this as it unfolds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D4XLfbOrCg

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